Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween

Thought I'd share the pumpkin my friend's husband carved...as it's the scariest thing I've seen this year...

34 comments:

Foxy Wizard said...

"Socialized medicine is the keystone to the Arch of the socialist state" Vladimir Lenin

Yep. Tyranny is the law of the land. Economic slavery is the legacy we're leaving our children. That is the scariest thing I've seen in my lifetime.

CrabbyOldMan said...

I'd say it is a very close call as to whether Obama Care collapses and goes away or becomes an incurable cancer that eventually kills the patient.
I'd hate to be forced to bet the farm one way or another now. I lean first in one direction and then another.

CrabbyOldMan said...

The silence of the Troll section here really has been deafening.

The Liar in Chief's television Disciples, who cannot be silent, have come up with arguments that range from lame to insulting:
"You wrecked my car!"
"It was a shitty car anyway. Buy another."
"The Messiah told the same bald faced lie several times!"
"It wasn't that bad of a lie, and it was for your own good anyway."

Rickvid in Seattle said...

"Hey, if you like your basic meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and green beans, why, you can keep em! I promise, and guarantee!"

"Great, 'cause I like my loaf, spuds, and beans. Only costs $6.79 at my fave diner."

"Oh, wait, that meal does not meet the basic requirements for dinner under the ObamaMeal plan, so we are taking your plate off the table."

"But, but, wait! You said..."

"Just never you mind. Here, this is the meal you need: rib eye, quinoa, asparagus, mixed green salad, a hearty soup (you get the CHOICE of flavors!), apple crisp, ice cream, and after dinner mints! See, it's BETTER for you!"

"But, I don't want all the food. And besides it costs...HOLY CROW!...$78.95! WHAT! How the hell is this better for me?"

"Stop complaining. Blame your former diner; they only let you have meatloaf. Besides, we'll subsidize you for a lot of that. After all, you don't mind becoming dependent on us, do you? Well, DO YOU, PUNK! I mean…Citizen?"

Roboto said...

Instead of "if you like your plan, you can keep it", he meant to say "if I like your plan, you can keep it"

CrabbyOldMan said...

ROBERTO!!!!!!!!!!!

Tager said...

Just the tip of the iceberg. Think 10 million or so losing their health plan is bad? Wait till the employer mandate kicks in! Employers will be booting folks off their current plans so fast it'll make the employee's head spin!!!

Kinda makes ya wonder why Obammy slipped that mandate till after the '14 election....

Tater said...

Crap! Tater!! Not Tager!

Foxy Wizard said...

Tigger!

Foxy Wizard said...

Brilliantly done, Rickvid. I've been rolling a "Welcome to McDonald's" scenario around in my head for a few days, but you're a lot smarter than I and put it together beautifully.

I guess all we can do is laugh at this point- to keep from crying. I don't see how the Humpty Dumpty- our original healthcare, can be put back together again. We are so screwed.

Xavier said...

Scariest thing I've seen this week ...

Zelda said...

Love the pumpkin.

Rickvid - That was brilliant, but you forgot the other generous option of them giving you the same fucking plate of meatloaf for 13.58

Anonymous said...

Wiz, phone quotes are the keystone to arch of right wing delusion.

Zelda said...

Oh please. No one appeals to authority like the left-wing hive.

Foxy Wizard said...

"Anonymous said...
Wiz, phone quotes are the keystone to arch of right wing delusion."

We'll see who's delusional, Nutter Bob.

Foxy Wizard said...

Six people signed up for Obamacare on day one! Wooooooo Hoooooo!!! And the site crashed! Damn, Liberals! What a day that was, huh?

Rickvid in Seattle said...

Most commercial websites hardly let you leave without signing up for something. These rubes show pathetic non competance. I do not trust them with my healthcare any more than Jews could trust the Klan, the American Nazi party, CPUSA or other Obama contributers.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Even the first stringer leftards who who show up on the talk shows are saying some pathetically stupida things. What should we expect from dolts like Enemas, Reliably Blathers Bilge, Malarkey and Nit?

Rickvid in Seattle said...

Oh, that plan you liked so much? It's baaaaad! And you are stupid for even wanting it. Nope, We Who Know Better will tell poor stupid you what you need and want. You WILL like it! Or else.

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CrabbyOldMan said...

Does anybody know if President Sham Wow is going to double your insurance coverage if you call within twenty minutes?

Rickvid in Seattle said...

Still a notable lack of comment from our more cogent lefty posters.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Well, Rickvid in Seattle, if someone shits on your plate, it's hard to sell it as chocolate ice cream.
The lefty posters await instructions. The puppet masters haven't come up with any believable response yet. I say they are going to have a very tough time coming up with anything that does not provoke laughter.

Foxy Wizard said...

Try this on for size:

Obama Lied; People Died.

Zelda said...

And unfortunately, it's true. Obama sucks so hard.

Foxy Wizard said...

“I’m really good at killing people…”

Barack Hussein Obama

LOL. Takes on a whole new meaning, huh?

Zelda said...

As funny and sinister as that quote is, ever notice how Barry is always talking about how good he is at things? Is there anything which he doesn't profess some superior knowledge or skill?

Rickvid in Seattle said...

Mom: Hey kids, if you want pizza for dinner, you can have pizza for dinner!

Kids: Yeh!

Kids (when they sit down and see liver and peas of their plates): But, Mom, you said pizza. This is not pizza! You lied!

Mom: No I didn't. I SAID we'll have pizza, UNTIL it is dinner time. Then I'll give you a BETTER dinner! What, are you stupid? Pizza for dinner. That is crap; You must be really too stupid to manage anything on your own.

Kids: But, Mom, that is NOT what you said. Besides, the liver is rotted and the peas are frozen.

Mom: Hey, look at Mrs. Jones! She sometimes serves dinner that is cold. Don't blame me!

Foxy Wizard said...

Kids: But Mom, this liver sucks!

Mom: Look. It's not my fault these frozen food companies have lousy food! Take it up with them! It isn't my fault they don't put pizza in the liver packages! Besides, liver is better for you!

Kids: Yuk. This stuff sucks.

Mom: Shut up, you imbeciles! I know what's good for you! If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna take your piggy bank and give it to the neighbor children. They need it more than you do.

Foxy Wizard said...

This sounds eerily like: "Read my lips. No new taxes."

Rickvid in Seattle said...

still a notable lack of comment from certain quarters.

CrabbyOldMan said...

What can they say without looking as bad as Sham Wow?

Foxy Wizard said...

You think they're ok? Have any of them seemed suicidal to you? Did they make it back from the Rave? Who was driving?

CrabbyOldMan said...

ShamWow's "fix" does not seem to be well received by anyone who knows what they are talking about.
Nit?
Malarkey?
Enemas?
Reliably Blathers Bilge?