"When I got out of Vietnam I hated the Army and the United States of America. But now I'm married to a very rich woman, I am personally very rich, I've been a loyal liberal since becoming a member of the Government and Obama likes me. Nothing can go wrong now."
If I were wearing my Magic Beret these water bottles would levitate on my command. But I promised not to wear my Magic Beret until after I'm confirmed.
I am serious. It makes me sick to think that the country has degenerated to the point where a miserable excuse like Kerry can achieve high public office.
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"I have that memory that is seered -- seered in me"
Someone needs to insert "(?!)" so that it reads "Hon.(?!)John F. Kerry"
On the one hand, I'm for it. On the other, now I'm against it.
On the one hand, Nixon bombing Cambodia = bad because he was a Republican.
Obama bombing Libya = good, because he is a Democrat and means well.
"Did you know that I served in Vietnam?"
"When I got out of Vietnam I hated the Army and the United States of America. But now I'm married to a very rich woman, I am personally very rich, I've been a loyal liberal since becoming a member of the Government and Obama likes me.
Nothing can go wrong now."
If I were wearing my Magic Beret these water bottles would levitate on my command. But I promised not to wear my Magic Beret until after I'm confirmed.
I am serious. It makes me sick to think that the country has degenerated to the point where a miserable excuse like Kerry can achieve high public office.
I'm your puppet!
Hold it down folks, hold down the applause. I know I'm the greatest human being in the history of the world. No need to make me go into my humble act.
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