Shark or Shirt?

One of my friends 'shared' her friend's video on FB the other day. I actually watched it because it was a 15'+ Great White spotting in New Jersey. The FB video is only of the shark and never shows any of the fishermen, so when I heard the video was going viral, I had no idea that had nothing to do with the shark...

Guest Post by Foxy Wizard

Talking points score sheet for Left Wing Trolls:

In the interest of public service, I have devised a scoring mechanism for our beloved Trolls. This is to allow them to sharpen their skills and make them serve their masters better. We love them and want them to succeed.

Bush reference 5 points
Chaney reference 5 points
Rush reference 5 points
Beck reference 5 points
Palin reference 4 points
Reagan reference 4 points
Romney 4 points
Ryan 4 points
Koch Brothers 4 points
Republican 2 points
insults, name calling 3 points

Add one point for each deliberately misspelled name or word. For example “Ray-gun” adds one point to Reagan. (5+1)

Add one point for posting drivel as “anonymous”.

Add one point for assertions made with no references.

Subtract one point for points with credible references.

Now, let's take a typical burp from one of our resident Trolls. By the way, this score sheet does not apply to non-Trolls (regulars) unless they are trolling on Liberal sites. Fair is fair.

Here goes:


Anonymous Anonymous (1) said...

Democrats are not afraid to criticize Democrats, and that is something you will never find a Repubic (4+1) doing. George (5) and Dick (5) starting illegal wars (1) did not bring one ounce of criticism (1) from the Ditto heads (5+1) or anyone else.

Stop pretending that the party of losers (3) are for small government, you're not fooling anyone (1). How is dumping trillions into the military small government? (1) You can stop waving your flag (3), that doesn't mean you are a patriot, (1) and no one believes that you are "believers in the Constitution" (3) ha! what a laugh (3). The biggest laugh is how all of you living in trailers (3) become livid at the thought of the wealthy paying their taxes. That is so unfair!

I'm thrilled that the IRS went after the Koch brothers (5) tea party groups (5), why should billionaires living on Park Ave. be tax exempt? (1)

Thanks again foxy for showing what a racist you are (3), and for the good laugh.(3)

Such outrage at made-up scandals (1) but no outrage for the chicken-hawk (3) Dick (5) and Bush (5) that should be behind bars.(1)

Just because the cry baby (3) Beck (5) says Christians are being targeted doesn't make it true.

Maybe you and big mouth (3), big gulp drinker (3) Palin (5) can start your own state. Then, like all the other hypocrites (3) in your party, when there is a hurricane or any other disaster you can come running and begging to the federal government for help.

Keep um coming dumbo. (3)


So, I score an 98 for this Troll. He managed to get almost all the talking points, unsubstantiated assertions and insults into one post. He's definitely a keeper.


Your welcome,


Foxy Wizard

The Antichrist

I woke up at 3am to a special about the Antichrist on the History Channel. The various theologians and scientists on the show were methodically detailing the Biblical and secular end of the world prophecies that deal with the coming of the antichrist.

He will entice the world with a movie star charisma and a Humanistic message and (most importantly) will create a world government and a world currency.

No, this isn't a post about how I think Obama is the Antichrist.

But, instead it is a simple observation that none of the scientists or theologians said out loud. Doesn't it seem to be a glaring omission to discuss how the Antichrist will take over the world, yet never discuss his political ideology?

The Antichrist will not be a Libertarian. Will not be a Conservative. Won't even be a Republican. Those on the Right cherish sovereignty. Cherish separation. Have bumper sticker that say 'God Bless America," not "God Bless the Whole World." Can't stomach the UN, let alone a world government.

That would be our brethren on the other side of the aisle. These are all strictly Left Wing ideals.

Should he actually come to fruition, the Antichrist will be a liberal.

Guest Post by Foxy Wizard

It must be getting pretty bad for this Administration when Rachel Maddow, from MSNBC, has a scathing critique of it's policies. MSLSD has been carrying water for Obama for six years.

But don't worry, Rachel, the enemy, according to this administration, are not "terrorists". In fact, the word terrorist has been stricken from our vocabulary. The real enemy, as defined by the Department of Homeland Security, are Christians, believers in the Constitution, believers in small government, Tea Party activists, and Patriots. Maybe rich people (families who earn over $250,000 a year) who want to keep their wealth. (and don't kiss the Royal Ring)

If you are a radical Muslim, you can blow away 13 co-workers while yelling Allah Akbar. This will be called "workplace violence", and you will be paid over $250,000 a year while awaiting Court Martial. (see Fort Hood shooting) If you are black and physically threaten white voters, dressed in military garb, holding a baton, your case will be dismissed. (see New Black Panthers case in Philadelphia). If you are killed, in the line of duty, with guns purposefully sold to drug dealers, you will never see justice. (see Fast and Furious) If you are defending an embassy, by international law sovereign territory you will be left to die. (see Benghazi)

But if you believe government spends too much, and is getting too powerful, and congregate to say so, you will be labeled racist and denied tax exempt status. If you are a Christian, and request tax exempt status, you will be demanded to provide information impossible to provide, including the content of your prayers. (see IRS scandal)

This is the "fundamentally transformed" America I am asked to accept. No thanks.

Foxy Wizard

Um, well, gonna be away for a bit.

I'll get this fixed. Really. Uh, talk amongst yourselves....

Now a moment for more important things.

http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn_2.nsf

http://www.redcross.org/

http://mercychefs.com/

www.aspca.org

Please add to the list.

Impeachment? Don't be goofy. Unless, maybe...

I have never been one to jump up and down about impeaching a President. Impeaching Bill Clinton, in my opinion, was a terrible waste of time and political capital. The raving loons who wanted to impeach the eeeevvviiiillll Bu$hitler were just that, loons. I have also felt that same way about people going on and on about impeaching Obama.

Almost nobody jabbering about impeachment knows what it actually is; most people think it means "throw the bum out!" They have no idea where the authority for impeachment comes from, who does what to make impeachment happen, and what "high crimes and misdemeanors" means. Doing things you don't agree with politically does not cut it. But here is an action that fits that high standard:

"He has, acting personally and through his subordinates and agents, endeavored to obtain from the Internal Revenue Service, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, confidential information contained in income tax returns for purposes not authorized by law, and to cause, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, income tax audits or other income tax investigations to be initiated or conducted in a discriminatory manner." Emphasis mine.

That might be an article of impeachment for Obama if the current story about targetng conservative groups plays out in that direction; it fact it was part of the articles drawn up for Richard Nixon. Thing is, Nixon did not actually do any of that; it was only alleged by John Dean, in a recollection of one if Nixon's frequent rants, that Nixon wishfully said it would be great if they could audit opponents. In fact, Nixon was audited while in office!

With this growing scandal, the lies and cover-ups about Benghazi, the failures of his gun control initiatives, immigration reforms, and the ever-more-clear coming disaster of Obamacare, impeachment may not be needed. Maybe Obama will pull a Nixon and go. Of course, then we'd get Slo Joe the Dunkin' Doughnuts Guy. Lord help us.

Arlington National Cemetery burial for Boston bomber? OMDB!

Both my parents are interned there, on a hill overlooking the part of the Pentagon that was struck on 9/11. My father had worked there, as did I on occasion. Arlington National Cemetery is a place of peace and honor. IF the Department of Veterans Affairs even considers this zany idea, I will personally raise a shit storm of protest. IF they actually approve it, I will go to Arlington to stop it. IF they force it to happen, I will move my parents to a place that is not disgraced by such a despicable and grotesque episode.

People have commented that the person making this offer is batshit crazy. The insults bats, shit, and crazy people. Comments on the video are pretty strong, so beware.

USAF "vet" offers honorable ground to lower than pig vomit killer

Twitter Truths...

Love Poignant Political Cartoons...

Leftist Asshats Wrong - Again

Leftist dipwads, but then I repeat myself. They must be soooo disappointed.

Frustrated troubled youths from oppressed region brutally gunned down.

Will that be the gist of the left's spin? Or will some one of them show extraordinary courage, for them, and use the forbidden words Islamist or Muslim right alongside the words terrorists and murderers?

They so very fervently hoped that the perps would be white, Anglo-Saxon, right wing, anti-tax, Tea Partying, Second Amendment supporting inbreds. Sooooo very fervently.

In print, on air, and brazenly, they WANTED the killers to be ANYTHING but Islamist or middle eastern. Well, they got one bit of their vile hopes – the brothers are not Middle Eastern. Now, as of this writing, one is on the loose and people are told to cower in their homes, by law largely unarmed and vulnerable. Waiting behind their doors with guns ready? Nope, the people of Boston and most of the New England area, by law, must wait, disarmed like the subjects they are, until saved or killed.

This is a dark week for America, but a stain of shame for the American left. They spewed lies and depraved, base calumnies. They hoped, for the most evil reasons, that the end of the story would be a triumph for their hateful agenda, that they could yet again dance and exult on the graves of the dead to trumpet their vicious world view.

Well, we shall see what the end game is, but it is not playing out like the left so zealously and cravenly expected. A bitter pill for the bitterest, most acidic segment of American society.

Hometown Horror

Why Dr. Kermit Gosnell's Trial Should Be a Front-Page Story (The photos in this story have disrupted my sleep for days...)



"The dead babies. The exploited women. The racism. The numerous governmental failures. It is thoroughly newsworthy."

This begs the question...are there those that would defend this man or this practice even among the staunchest of pro-choice activists?

And if not, what would they say be done with the babies breathing and writhing and BORN ALIVE after a failed abortion attempt?

Even one of FNC's resident libs is horrified and in a column recently stated: "Planned Parenthood recently claimed that the possibility of infants surviving late-term abortions was "highly unusual." The Gosnell case suggests otherwise."

From the grand jury report:

"This case is about a doctor who killed babies and endangered women. What we mean is that he regularly and illegally delivered live, viable babies in the third trimester of pregnancy - and then murdered these newborns by severing their spinal cords with scissors. The medical practice by which he carried out this business was a filthy fraud in which he overdosed his patients with dangerous drugs, spread venereal disease among them with infected instruments, perforated their wombs and bowels - and, on at least two occasions, caused their deaths."

Zelda said it best..."Weep for our souls."

On a lighter, beery funny, note...

Seattle lost big time to Houston, 2 of 3, a couple of real butt whoopin's. But, not to say there wasn't a big bunch of fun anyhow last night.

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2013/04/at-mariners-fan-uses-beer-to-land-foul-ball/?cmpid=2628